So Michelle and I signed our lease on Saturday for our apt in Hali. I read the lease over and didn't see any mention of sexual favors but there was some fine print so who knows really. I may have signed over my body to the Bayers Rd pimp and would have no idea but alas I do have a place to live (and to conduct business from). We're planning a housewarming party for the 19th of the month and the guest list is seemingly very masculine....just the way we like it. Not that we're our own slutty best friends but when the scale is tipped in your favor life just seems better.

I have a place to live!!!! And its not in any crack districts and we don't have to give the landlords sexual favors(or at least I don't think we do... Michelle never really mentioned the terms of the agreement lol). Oh well it looks like a great place, so I guess I could get on my knees once in a while. HA! I said this was going to be uncensored now didn't I? Ciao.